February 11, 2003
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In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup...gonna be a bear.
Comments (18)
I've read this before and what a life that would be huh?
Enjoy your day
*snicker* Sounds like a good plan. "Let's round us up a picnic basket, Bobo!"
Love it!
Baby bears are born the size of a walnut?.. don't think I knew that....as a little child apparently I was impressing Aunty one day with my knowledge - and most indignantly scolded her for talking about bears living in the woods because bears lived in Zoos.. I had SEEN them there - therefore it was correct...*Laughs*
Thats a fun post
Hope all is well ~warm hugs~ libby 
Too cute!! I think I could be your neighbor in this endeavor, sounds good to me.
Hope ya'll are doing ok.
I'm going to come back as a tree so I can sleep through the winters
{{{Hugs}}}
Hehehe....sounds good to me!
Got to love it! Hugs.
Thats so cute. hope you have a good day.
Take care.
Best blog of the day!
Lol I love the bit about giving birth while you are asleep
LMAO! Sign me up too! I wonder what a she-bear would say if she realized that she's got all these human women envying her
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ME TOO ME TOO!!!!!!!!
Tina
ps did you get my last email???
I havent heard back from you and just wonderd if there was a problem...
Tina
Sounds like something i'd be good at
damn, now see what you've started? now we all wanna be bears! I think it's the walnut sized offspring who are pretty grown by the time the mom wakes up is what did it for me... sleep, okay, eating, okay too... but that thing about cub-births... yeah.
SO YOU WANNA BE BEAR AY? THEY GOT CLUBS FOR THAT YA KNOW
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY !!!
(Oh common...you fell right in it
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Happy valentine's day.
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